Friday, February 1, 2008

The Terrorist Among Us

Little did we know that when the legions of Pulisha decided to target our domicile for their personal manifest destiny, that they would also pull a page out of the colonization of the Americas by the Europeans. Indeed it seems as if the they have taken the page from the old book about smallpox blankets and combined it with modern terrorist technologies to come up with such things as the:

  • IDD - Infant Disease Dissemination
  • TMD - Toddlers of Mass Destruction
  • CDBD - Child Disease Bearing Device
While I have been able to make it to various safe houses over the last two weeks, I fear that beloved wife has succumbed leading us to our current 50% casualty rate. We are requesting a surge to see if we can at least secure the living room, but it is probably too late.

4 comments:

Lakeview Coffee Joe said...

It's hopeless. They have diseases that you can't even imagine!!

Bernice said...

You have my sympathy, but I'm not coming near the area. Be careful of what you ask. Do you really want a surge of people in your house? I think you already have it. You are strong and will survive.

alexis said...

bernice, aren't you the one hosting the family reunion in july??? :)

stef said...

Someday you'll miss the pitter patter of all those sickly little feet.