I can happily report that our rental successfully fulfilled the first two requirements but we kind of fell off the bandwagon on the third and with the road not really evoking any true terror (though granddaughter 3.2 loved the fact that much of it was gravel road and very bumpy). Like many of these rental houses it had all kinds of quirks such as having to go outside the living areas to get to the bedrooms. But it was very beautiful, had plenty of space for all of us, and great grounds for the kids to run around.
Official arrival at the rental with Aperol Spritz
Official introduction into narrative of Granddaughters 3.1 and 3.2
Nothing solidifies the bounds of sisterly love more than sharing iPad time
Our humble abode