Baby Sitting Clarified

One may have read the comment from Pulisha, honorable very pregnant daughter number two of de-Intimidator that she had never understood that babysitting services were among the privileges available as a daughter in this family. (One might also remember that she made similar comments about not knowing about d-I being a patsy for taking daughters and husbands out to dinner too.) So to ensure that there is no confusion, I'm posting the official d-I coupon for babysitting services.

DE-INTIMIDATOR
BABYSITTING

de-Intimdator Enterprises is a leading provider of remote, on-site babysitting services to d-I clan members. This coupon entitles the bearer to obtain babysitting from de-Intimidator Enterprises subject to the following conditions.

• Such services are only to be provided on a Friday night when d-I is in the city of the appropriate child
• Total age of all grandchildren under d-I care cannot exceed 9 years
• No grandchild put under d-I care may exhibit any personality traits which drove d-I nuts when parent of said grandchild was a child
• All grandchildren put under d-I care must have lived in the continental USA for no less than three consecutive years
• Support of any and all sports teams located in New York State north of Westchester by any member of a babysitting seeking household may be cause for invalidating this coupon