Thursday, June 28, 2007

Squirrel Wars - Episode Three, Return of the Squirrels

Wife continues the slippery slope down towards the dark side. She hired our exterminator who suggested using mouse bait which is evidently some poison impregnated food item attractive to rodents.

Initially, after being told exactly how said poison works, Wife was expressing remorse. She told the exterminator to spare her the details - but spread the poison.

The next day there was little sign of squirrel activity.

Yesterday, I got the call. The squirrels were out in force, all five of them.

Wife - "They need to die!"

Stay tuned for more.

So Who's the Good Guys?


(thanks Tim de Buffalo)

3 comments:

alexis said...

HAHAHAHAH! Flooding, squirrels... I see you're all helping me feel better about not being a home-owner

stef said...

squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails.

Pulisha said...

I agree, stef! They're as bad as bunny rabbits. They make you think they're all cute and cuddly, but, in reality, they just want to eat your produce and claw your eyes out. Down with squirrels!