This is Forward Base Alpha reporting - Mayday, Mayday, Mayday - we are under attack.
The legions of Pulisha are at the perimeter.
They're starting with human wave attacks of midget warriors.
Oh no two of them have broken through. OH MY GOD They're both pooping in their pants at once!
Now they're trying to break down the walls by slamming their heads into them crying like crazy!
Suitcases - tons and tons of suitcases - we can't hold them off. We need help fast.
Here comes the leaders. LOOK AT THEIR EYES! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING INSANE.
Static, Crackle
(end of communication)
5 comments:
Please post again soon so we know you are ok. I bet you secretly are enjoying it.
If this is your take on just one family, do I even want to know how the reports of the family reunion are going to turn out? :)
And like a true medieval king of the castle, you leave town! Sweet.
joe- HAHAHAHAH. Good luck to mom!
AB- You know he totally is!
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