When Mrs. de-I found this out she at first was amused...until she found out that the tippling tree had taken a liking to her after dinner drinks. This was a horse (or a tree) of a different color.Following a short trial presided by, prosecuted by and defended by Mrs. de-I (no one said that justice is fair here in de-I land) sentence was handed out and promptly carried out - Amputation.
The Now Chastened Norfolk Pine
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Holy Moley, I will be careful to not cross the line the next time I visit. The plant looks great by the way.
did this involve pyramids and nudity by any chance?
Do norfolk pines always look so sad?
My thoughts exactly Alexis, though I thought maybe she was affiliated with Guantanamo Bay. "Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives!"
Way to show the plant who's boss, Aunt de-I. It's important not to let flora step out of line.
Alexis - As you know I am a strong believer in born again Aztecdom so I can confirm the Pine was dragged up the steps of a pyramid.
Stef - Only when their liquor supply is cut off (and their limbs)
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