Some Stereotypes are Valid or I Don't Feel Sorry If You Have To Travel To Luxembourg

My partner Frank and I have traveled to the great Mid-west to work on client based in Sioux Center Iowa. You google it. It's close to...to...to...nowhere? It takes a two hour drive to get here from Omaha and you pass a lot of corn. I mean a real lot of corn. The place to stay is the Holiday Inn Express. When you come into town after an hour of corn fields it's on a rise dominating the view like a great Las Vegas casino (sort of). So I don't want to hear your bitchin' about having to travel to Brussels and Luxembourg and wherever.