G and S Hire de-I Sandia Outfitters

Grumpy and Spunky came to Albuquerque and wanted the Sandia Mountain hiking experience. So after doing an internet search (I think based on "lowest price") and clearly not reading any reviews, they booked a hike today with de-I Sandia Mountain Outfitters (our motto: You Have Nothing to Lose but Yourself)

On their request form was:

• A relatively easy hike
• We have feet issues so a fairly well groomed trail would be appreciated
• Somewhat afraid of heights, so please no precipices

Spunky - "Ah just what we ordered. Nice smooth trail"
Grumpy - "Yes my dear. Should be nice day."

Grumpy - "What the hell! We've been hiking on nothing but rocks and shards for an hour. What happened to our smooth trail?"
Spunky - "Now dear. I'm sure Mr. de-I knows what we want and will have us where we want to be in no time."

Spunky - "Ow! All this prickers and cactus! My feet are killing me. I thought we'd be back by now."
Grumpy - "@!#%@"

Spunky - "Oh my Gawd. This is so steep! My heart is going to beat out of my chest!"
Grumpy - "$&!@^!"

Spunky - "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Grumps love that's a cliff that the trail goes down just ahead. Do be careful please."
Grumps - "AAAAAHHHHHHIIIIIIIiiiiiieeeeeee"

Thump

Another de-I Sandia Outfitters hike accomplished.