11:15 AM - Notification from airline that my 1:12 PM flight is delayed to 2:12 (all notifications are sent to me in 3 forms simultaneously - an automated phone call, a text message, and an email)
12:15 PM - Notification that the flight is now leaving at 1:45 PM
12:20 PM - Notification that flight is now leaving at 1:40 PM
12:55 PM - Notification that flight is now leaving on time - get on board!
Dash to gate area
Gate agent says we are boarding in 10 minutes
1:10 PM - Gate agent says we are not departing for another hour which will make it the 2:12 time I was originally notified.
It is 1:53 PM and they say we should board in 5 minutes.