Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Presenting A Trip of Epic Proportions - The 2016 Mega Asia Tour!

Yes the de-I/Wife 2016 Asian Mega Tour is about to begin. Sponsored by the good folks at Hong Kong based Pooh Lee Shah Travel (our motto - Why you whining round eye about midnight flight! We save you $20 bucks!) this trip will feature:
  • Six Countries
  • Eleven Cities
  • Twenty Air Flights
  • Food tours
  • Archaeology tours
  • Photo tours
  • Walking tours
  • Multiple boat tours
  • Cooking classes
  • Eating!!!!! Lots of Eating!!!
During this trip all the rules of travel engagement that Wife and I have carefully developed over the last three years will be completely and utterly trashed!

It all starts tomorrow when our airport shuttle shows up at 4 AM so we can begin our 27 hour voyage to Hong Kong. This is because we chose to score some business class seats using saver frequent flyer miles. I have learned that a cousin of the Magical Unicorn Pony God of Travel - THE SUPERNATURAL DRAGON LORD OF FREQUENT FLYER MILES - is invoked whenever you try to use your miles for those really nice trips on really nice seats. The Dragon Lord laughs and says, "Fine you puny mortal, you want to travel for free in business? How you like it if I route your Albuquerque to Hong Kong route through Tajikistan!"

Post to you soon from the other side.


Tom P said...

And so it begins!!!!!

Tee said...

Oooohhhhh.... This sounds phenomenal! Safe travels!

alexis said...

looking forward to regular blogging now. :)