Saturday, December 7, 2013

Visiting Pulandia

One of the primary places we are visiting this trip is the legendary matriarchdom of Pulandia.  Pulandia is not just any place.  It is one of these mythic places.  Pulandia you see is not located in any one location.  Pulandia moves!  It goes from place to place around the world.  Pulandia is at various times in Florida, Japan, Hawaii, California, New Mexico, Virginia.  Pulandia currently resides in Manila Philippines.  But don't hold your breath.  Pulandia moves with such frequency that it could be in the Western Hemisphere and back to the Eastern Hemisphere in little more than year.

In addition to not being fixed in space, Pulandia also operates by a different set of physical rules than the rest of reality.  Whereas most of the world seeks to find stability, in Pulandia there is the need to seek change.  Everything in Pulandia changes...all the time.  Just the mere fact that the entire matriarchy ups and moves almost every two years is enough to ensure that everything is in a constant state of packing, unpacking, getting into schools, getting out of schools, planning for transportation, finding housing, getting out of housing, etc. 

As the current matriarch of Pulandia is none other the Pulisha the First (aka our daughter #2), Wife and I have become very acquainted with the ways of Pulandia.  Therefore, even though we are in Manila and Southeast Asia for the very first time, the fact that we are visiting Pulandia gives it all this very familiar (if somewhat chaotic) feel. 

Current Matriarch of Pulandia - Pulisha the First - with Consort de Buffalo
(Yes the fourth heir to the Pulisha line is coming soon)

One of the regular activities in Pulandia is going to the market.  No matter where it physically might be, a market will be found

Venerable Pu the First with Offspring 2.2 and 2.3

A Variety of Food Vendors
Everything from Filipino, Indonesian, Mexican, American, you name it.



Another ongoing pastime when visiting Pulandia is entertaining the matriarchal offspring while the matriarch herself is in some appointment (the doctor this time with one of the others)

2.3 and I playing battleships with popsicles



Further note on just how wealthy this area of Manila is:

Enough people own pandas that they have special cleaners just for them!

3 comments:

alexis said...

wow, Pulisha looks fantastic, she is totally rocking that pregnancy!!

Looks like you guys are totally enjoying the trip. And I cannot believe you finally joined FB!

Agent W and the Derf said...

We love your post on the current condition of the Matriarch of Pulandia! Pulisha is looking great! Have a great time on your next adventure in Cambodia~

terri said...

You have certainly raised an adventurous and brave daughter. What an exciting life she leads!