In my last post, our idyllic vacation in the lovely Florida vacation village of Pass-A-Grille was interrupted by our realization that granddaughter's J's head had been opened up and stapled shut - clear evidence that of the alien nature of this family!
This of course meant that we had to get to the bottom of this. What if this was all part of an alien plot? What if my poor family is now the first wave of the invasion. What if they were going to get us next!!!!!!
We spent much of the following day surreptitiously checking the everyone's head. And we needed to get pictures too. So we made all kinds of excuses about why we wanted to take pictures from high places down on the Visigoth skulls.
Finally, we were outed and they said we were over reacting.
The truth? J had fallen down the night before in the shower and whacked the back of her head. Much fright ensued with a lot of blood on the head. Pulisha was set to take J to the emergency room but Tim, a true son of Buffalo, said, "that will cost way too much. Let me take care of this."
So he cleaned the wound and stapled it shut. Nice work Tim.
The End
Not really.
The REAL, REAL Truth?
Pu did take her to the emergency room and in fact the actual medical procedure is they stable it shut. Who would have believed it?
6 comments:
Another page in the adventures of the de-Is!
Wow! I bet little J had a headache after that fall!! Hope she's doing ok, now!
You should write a novel. You had me in suspense the whole time. :)
Staples in the head do not sound like fun. Hope she heals up soon.
Wow you really had me going thinking he had done the stapling. I was thinking that I would have to have many drinks before letting someone staple my head outside of a hospital.
Ouch! Staples? Do those have to be pulled out eventually? I would assume they don't dissolve the way some stitches do.
My daughter got her head super-glued shut when she was five.
The real, real, real truth? Aliens. Definitely aliens.
Terri - yes they have to take the staples out. In fact the Emergency Room gave Pu a staple remover and told her she had to go to medical professional (like their regular doctor) to have it done.
Joe - If you spent even an hour with J you would know the alien thing HAS to be true.
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