de-ISO SUN Tour

de-I Sandia Outfitters (our motto:  You have nothing to loose but yourself) is back in business.  Although we've had a few legal problems that were cleared up when the plaintiff ran into an unfortunate coyote encounter, and the ratings on yelp, city search, google, and most other (I guess you would call them reputable) sites have been mixed (is someone calling you a thieving, murderer a bad thing???), fortunately there are a lot of people out there who don't actually use the internet. 

Hence we had a new client who was signed up by his spouse (why is it always the spouse who signs up our clients???) for our SUN Tour.  This involves our hiking a lovely 4.5 miles up the mountain to a fantastic lookout point over looking the city.  The trail was at its best with a recent rain having softened the trail for easier walking.

When we got to our spot, we took in the view

Would you believe it my client was less than pleased!

"What the hell is this!"

Clearly the client's wife had failed to explain the So Uber cloudy it's like Night Tour to him.  I tried to assuage him with beautiful desert mountain flora.

But in the end had to rely on tried and true customer relations techniques.

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