Monday, December 19, 2011

Turning Your Fortress To A Fine Hotel

At de-I Tower, we don't exactly welcome people...hot boiling oil, moats with monsters, pits with spiky things in the bottom...not exactly what you'd call welcoming. However, from past experience even we here in the Imperial City have learned that the best of defenses is no match for a determined barbarian horde. So in addition to feeding them and plying them with drink, we've found that if we seduce them with civilized comforts, they soon lose that harsh barbaric edge and then can usually be persuaded to move on.

Hence Wife and I have been converting various parts of the Keep to suit the purposes. After all the Visigoths are scheduled to arrive tomorrow!

Convert your torture chamber to...

...The Mountain View Suite

Complete with cradle in case your barbarian guest has an infant
That tower dungeon?

...Converted to the Pink Suite
Complete with private terrace for that late night smoke.

Those storage rooms for all your old armor and jousting equipment...

...Convert the the quiet Brown Suite with nearby...

...dormitory for all the younger members of the horde.

Now should I gift wrap the manacles and leg irons? Hmmmmmm.

6 comments:

Agent W & The Derf said...

You have prepared well! Everything looks great! Your family will be well taken care of, for sure! Lucky family to have parents who give their very best! Merry Christmas to all of you!

alexis said...

wow, it looks wonderful. I gotta say the bassinet you found looks even nicer than the one we have at home.

Bernice said...

Thanks for all the tips, as we will have two families descend on us too.

Anonymous said...

Wow that is some serious accomodating! Bunk beds are always fun!!

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Mike said...

Impressive! You'd never know the true, dark purposes of those chambers by looking at the pictures. Very deceiving!