Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Language. Show all posts

Friday, June 18, 2021

TwEnglish

 I have become infected with TwEnglish. The most common tribal/local language here in Accra is Twi (pronounced tch-wee). I know exactly five words/phrases in Twi - which evidently puts me ahead of about 90% of other Obroni. Locals, especially my team of lovely Theodora participants, speak English with a certain Twi features. They text the same way. I have made it a point as their mentor try to speak proper 'The President's English' (the King's English being for Britons). To my horror, on this trip I have found myself sliding into extensive use of TwEnglish. 

A hallmark of TwEnglish is the disposal of articles as they don't exist in Twi. Examples:

  • I am getting car...not I am getting the car
  • Here have soup...not here have some soup
  • Go get shoes...not go get your shoes

Another example is the use of the word 'small' to indicate the quality of not a lot of something or something abbreviated. For example:

  • I am going to nap small...not I am going to take a short nap
  • I am eating small...not I am just going to have a snack

Then there is the use of the suffix "oo" (pronounced O though drawn out) to indicate emphasis to adjectives. Like:

  • That soup was really tasty-oo...for that soup tasted really good
  • That train was so late-oo...for that train was very, very late 

And like, like all languages, there are lots of distinctive 'fillers' to fit into conversations while you think of the next thing to say such as:

  • 'Ehn' this is done in an extended, nasal tone, dropping of at the end. It is often used at the end of a sentence to indicate the other can talk though it is also used by the person you are talking to to affirm what they've heard
    • Speaker One - I have to go to the Golden Tulip for a meeting ehhhnnn
    • Speaker Two - Ehhhnnn

I will try to clean my act up by the time I get back to New Mexico

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Euro Spring 2015 - Part 7 - Mosaics, Princesses, and Best Meal Of The Trip

Where our Heroes
  •  Delve deeper into the world museums and mosaics
  • Successfully get cash 
  • Find yet another use for the wonderful Istanbulkart
  • Find that the Princess Islands are not what they seem
  • Eat the best meal of the trip
  • Continue meeting people from all over the world
Today was designed to be a more relaxing day.  The weather was supposed to be lovely and it was.  One of the suggestions in the guide book is to visit the Princess Islands, a group about an hour and half by ferry from Istanbul.  There are a number of them and we chose to go to one called Heybeli.  By our reading we had the feeling that these islands would have some small villages and a lot of nature/trails etc.

But first we have the mandatory museums to check off the list.  So we stopped at the Grand Palace Mosaic Museum.  This was set up to present one of the best preserved ancient Roman mosaics from early Byzantium Imperial Period.  The Romans used mosaics as flooring and wall art extensively.  In addition to the shear size, it was very interesting to see the difference between the artistic style in mosaics over the millennia as we now have seen them in the traditional Roman, Early Byzantine, and Late Byzantine periods.  Hopefully, I will be able to do a pictorial presentation of these after we get to Malta and have more time (and hopefully better internet).

After the museum I got some cash from the ATM, topped up our Istanbulkart.  I was having some lower system distress and needed to get to the WC.  There was one right by the ATM and it needed a Turkish Lira for entry.  But they took the Istanbulkart!  Chalk another one up to that wonderful travel tool.  We took the tram to what we thought was the ferry station, got back on the tram when we found we had gotten off too soon, and took our ferry out to Heybeli.  The island itself was a bit of a disappointment.  I mean it's a nice town we thought it would be much more bucolic...sort of walk through the forest.  On the plus side however, I had researched a restaurant through the blog of Culinary Backstreets before we left the US since Wife had indicated she wanted to go to the Princess Islands early one.  The place is Heyamola Ada Lokantasi.

If you are a foodie, you read all about an experience like this, but rarely does it actually happen to you.  The restaurant's seating is mostly out of doors.  We didn't think it was that warm and asked if we could sit inside where there are only a few tables and we were the only ones inside.  Our waiter spoke very little English and we were having some difficulty.  Just two tables further in was a man with a Chicago Bulls sweatshirt on.  He came over and asked if he could help saying he noticed that we were getting frustrated.  This started a dialog between He (his name was Kutzul) and I on what was truly local that we could have.  He brought out three mezzes or small started courses.  (Side note on mezzes - Wife and I have been confused as to why the main courses we order almost never have anything with them other than the protein.  We figured out that the mezzes are supposed to be the vegetable component of the meal and you have that first!)  These were:
  • Borani - a spread made from yogurt hung in cheese cloth to get rid of moisture, garlic, red pepper, and a small amount of roasted eggplant for texture
  • A smoked cured horse mackerel - A local fish, oil cured after smoking with a few pickles in the cure.  Tasted a lot like kippers.  Loved the pickle interplay.
  • A marinated local seaweed that he said came from some rocks nearby
We were sipping on a couple of double shots of raki while this was going on.  We've found raki to be very addictive here.  It's one of those 'things of place', meaning great when you're here but you're not going to bring it back to your regular lifestyle.  We'd ordered fish and it was made to order.  So Kutzul said we should have a couple more mezzes on the house to tie ourselves over.
  • One of these was shredded, wilted carrots in the thickened yogurt
  • The other a broad bean paste (think Lima beans) with coriander, pepper and oil.
For the fish we had:
  • Whiting filet cooked in a ginger sauce that seemed to have some cream and saffron in it as well
  • Fresh bluefish (three small ones) that Kutzul said a fisherman had brought him yesterday, simply grilled.
There are few things I like better than really fresh fish grilled and this was totally on point.  Wife had also ordered some fries as she wanted some carb with her meal.  They were hot, fresh and crispy.

We were feeling pretty good and thinking this was just a great meal when Kutzul again offered something on the house for dessert.  It was a hot halava.  Halava is a confection made from sesame seed paste.  I've eaten it cold or room temperature many times.  This was in a small earthenware container, heated in the oven until melted and bubbly.  You could eat it with a spoon or on bread (think like Nutella) and was totally yummy.  It called out for tea which we responded to.  I am going to be sure to put a review on TripAdvisor because I've never had anyone take such good care to give me truly local things of quality before.

The trip back on the ferry and tram home was crowed and uneventful.  However, I want to make a note of all the wonderful people we've met during this trip.  I talked yesterday of our meal with the Turkish family.  Today getting on the ferry, a woman asked me if it was going to the Princess Islands.  She, her husband and her 14 year-old daughter were from Iran.  We must of chatted for 30 to 40 minutes on the ferry (understanding that most of these conversations have to be done with a lot of patience, repetition, pictures, maps on Google Maps because of the language issues).  We had another encounter on the way back with a young woman from Abu Dhabi.  She was visiting family, worked in media and was planning to go to graduate school in London.  Istanbul is truly a crossroads of the world.

Friday, March 13, 2015

No 'B's'...No 'P's'

I was having one of my many business networking lunches a couple of days ago.  After my wallowing in self-pity via the Philly Cheese Steak sandwich on Wednesday in Denver International Airport, I was back on the straight and narrow.  So for lunch I order a quinoa salad.

This particular version was very light on the salad dressing.  Therefore, the individual grains of quinoa were quite separate.  As we continued our conversation, I noticed that I was spraying my lunch companion on a rather regular basis.  In fact it was a bit embarrassing...as if I had this quinoa sawed off shot gun.

Lunch partner and I did a bit of experimentation and discovered that the explosive sounds 'B' and 'P' were particularly bad in terms of facilitating the quinoa grapeshot.  As a result I made the most determined effort to continue our conversation without using words with B's or P's...at least until I had finished my salad.

Monday, March 9, 2015

The Blind Leading The Blind

I'm in a hotel restaurant not far from O'Hare Airport in Chicago.  With my partner Joe and his wife just having had their second child a few months ago, I thought it best for them if I didn't add more complications to their life by staying there during my trip.

I'm having dinner in the fairly nondescript hotel restaurant, when the restaurant  (which is relatively small) suddenly is filled with a number of Asian groups - families, couples, groups of 3 or 4.  They clearly have little or no English.  I remember before I left the airport club and came to the hotel that there was a long line of folks getting reservations changed - the sure sign of a canceled flight.  All of the people in the hotel restaurant had coupons from the airline for their meal.

Confusion was reigning because the coupons came in $7 increments and you had to use all or none of it.  Plus the restaurant had to add tax to prices.  The staff was having a very hard time communicating to the people.  As I've been in this boat but as the one in a land that didn't speak my language, I decided to try and help as best possible even though I was in the middle of my meal.

Turns out they were Chinese Mandarin speakers.  My Mandarin consists of one word - thank you.  Fortunately there was one woman who had a tiny pit of English.  Between that and doing some math calculations on paper, we were able to get two of the groups to order their meals.

Once I was done helping and then finishing my meal, I realized I could have used Google translate - DUH!  At least before I left I was able to show them "Have a safe trip home" in Mandarin. I don't know if the Magical Unicorn Pony God of Travel gives any credit for going out of the way for helping strangers in a strange land but maybe my karma will come back to me on our next trips.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Euro 2014 - English (Anglais), French (Français), Franglais

I've really enjoyed dusting off the old French and getting a chance to make use of those ancient language skills.  However, such things don't come back very easily.  However, I can report that my Franglais, the bastard child that freely combines English and French is coming along great! 

For those of you who are not conversant with Franglais here are some examples of de-I's upcoming French/English/Franglais dictionary.


English
                        I’m going to town
French
                        Je vais en ville
Franglais
                        I’m going en ville

English
                        How’s it going
French
                        Comment ça va?
Franglais
                        How va’s it?

English
                        I need to give way (in this intersection)
French
                        Il faut ceder le passage
Franglais
                        I have to cedez le passage

English
                        Let’s go up there
French
                        Marcheons la bas
Franglais
                        Let’s marcheons there

English
                        I have to pay this with a credit card
French
                        Il faut payer avec une carte banquaire
Franglais
                        I have to payer with a carte

English
                        That’s expensive!
French
                        C’est cher!
Franglais
                        That’s cher!

English
                        I’m so sorry
French
                        Je suis désolé
Franglais
                        I’m so désoléd

With a bit of practice you too can master Franglais!