I have written at length for quite some time about how my culinary endeavors have become restrained due to a variety of reasons. However, in April, we had our friends B and M over for a cheese and wine night (one of our favorite things to do together). They live much of the time in Mexico, and like us love to travel. So there are only a few occasions per year that we get see each other. We realized we could see each other again before they left the U.S. We were thinking of what we would do (our meetings always involve eating). None of us were excited about eating out here. I suddenly had the urge to cook and said I would cook dinner.
Fast forward, to this past weekend, and said dinner took place.
As I had gotten closer to the dinner taking place, I was filled with a desire I'd not had in quite a while. I wanted to try something new! I wanted to stretch. I decided I would make a meal with a Spanish influence. I went through two venerable cookbooks I have on Spanish cuisine. A lot of the recipes required techniques I'd not used before. I finally whittled my menu down...for the most part.
I was unsure what to make for the first course. I debated between a lentil salad and an asparagus dish baked with an egg in it. As you will see, what turned out was some of both and not either.
The second course was easier. I found a chicken dish that had the poultry cooked on top a bed of potatoes and vegetables.
Lastly, I decided to make a dessert. This was a pretty big stretch for me. During our past years of cooking big meals, Wife always made the dessert. But Wife has tons on her plate at the moment and this whole meal was my idea and I was intrigued with the idea of pulling it off. I chose an item, a lemon flavored cheese cake like dish that looked pretty easy and straight forward. Looks can be deceiving.
So without further ado, let's dive into the full cooking experience.
The Dessert
This is a tale of how one miscalculation can turn a simple process into a quagmire of scrambling to save the dish.
The recipe was technically very basic. Cream butter and sugar together. Add eggs. Add cheese. Add a mixture of flavored milk with breadcrumbs to thicken and bind. Put in pan. Bake.
Easy Peasy. Right?
However, as I have never baked before, I didn't know quite what the milk and breadcrumb mixture texture should be.
Behold milk cooked with lemon zest and cinnamon stick
Ready to be combined with the bread crumbs
Actually combining
Laying it all out for the final amalgamation. Please note the texture of the bread crumb mixture. In retrospect, it should have been much more batter like.
Creaming the butter and sugar
Adding the eggs
After the cheese was added and mixed smooth, in went the bread crumb mixture
Here is where things went south fast. That mixture should have been much looser. Like a cream. As I mixed it those clumps of bread crumb mixture broke down but did not amalgamate. I tried beating faster, changing to the whisk attachment. I tried adding more milk. All I succeeded in doing was making a bunch of smaller bread crumb mixture globules. And a huge mess. I know this will never work. I will end up with uncooked bread crumb globules in the end product which will be gross.
What to do.
I decide to put it all through a strainer. Only partially successful (no pictures from this point as I was in panic mode). The batter part when through the strainer but the uncombined bread crumb mixture just stuck in the wholes of the strainer. I thought "Could I just cook the batter I have?" But no, a lot of the flavor was in the bread crumb mixture. So I scraped off the mixture from the strainer and put it into the blender, added more milk and attempted to turn it into batter consistency. Oh and I made and even greater mess during all this.
Finally success. I put it in the pan and baked (of course forgetting to coat the pan with additional bread crumbs).
While all this was happening, Wife was taking a nap in the living room on the couch while I'm banging away and swearing like a sailor. She told me later that she was just staying in the nap position because she didn't want to get sucked down into my chaos.
To my amazement it cooked up fine and came right out of the pan!
And it actually tasted nice!
Onto the Main Course
The cooking of this was initially not a problem
One flavored the chicken parts. I chose to pound salt, black pepper corns, and authentic, imported from El Campello pimenton.
One layers potato slices with green bell pepper, onion, tomato, and roasted garlic cloves. Add wine. Cover and cook in the oven. It looks like this when it is done.
The problem was the chicken came out quite dry. And the potato veg mixture was imbalanced and overly vegetable flavored. I determined that on the day of serving I would apply a number of hacks to overcome the problems. I took the meat of the bone. I took the juice from cooking and enhanced its flavor with more salt, pepper, and MSG. I then heated the chicken meat in the enhanced juice creating a moister, and more flavorful product.
I also enhanced the flavor of the potatoes with salt, chicken flavor cube, and MSG. I then pan fried the potato mixture to concentrate the flavors and get some browning caramelizataion.
The Making of a Combination Salad
The lentil salad recipe was very simple...it also was really bland. I knew I would need to do something with it. However, the asparagus recipe had new elements to it.
One blanched the asparagus, drained it saving a cup of the liquid. Then one took bread cubes and garlic cloves and browned them in olive oil.
One then adds some of the asparagus cooking water with pimenton, cumin, clove powder, salt and pepper and blended it smooth.
Next saute the asparagus in the flavored oil
Add the flavoring from the blender
Next knock over the remaining asparagus water drenching your counter top as you have not made enough of a mess.
(That's not actually a part of the recipe. It is just what happened)
Cook the asparagus for 10 minutes.
When it came time to actually serve these dishes I made a number of modifications. I decided that cooking the asparagus with egg would be too heavy. So I treated it like a cold vegetable dish/salad. I added more olive oil and vinegar to the lentil salad. I also put in chopped homemade pickles. I put fresh oregano from our garden into the asparagus with some additional lemon juice. When I plated them, I put some sliced radish on top to add color and crunch.
It actually turned out really nice! Amazing.
Here is the final served up dish of chicken and potatoes
Here is our cook, de-I, wiped out after the first day of cooking.
All in all, it turned out to be a pretty good meal and I was pleased that I could pull it all off.

























