Partial List of Things to do When World Does Not End
- Tell all those people you dislike and and sent scathing emails figuring that the world was ending and there would be no reprecussions that someone hacked your computer
- Bring the empty bottles of super expensive brandy back to the store and tell them that they were bad and you should have your money refunded
- Put on the schedule all the deferred maintenance that was going to be unnecessary as the world went out in flames
- Put stop payments on all the charge card charges for all the unnecessary toys, do-dads, and gizmos that you would never have bought if you knew you'd still be here.
- Return all the survivalist gear that you really didn't have a clue on how to use anyway
- Retrieve all the passwords that were going to be unnecessary.
4 comments:
And I guess I have to go grocery shopping after all...
I admit I completely forgot about it until the next day!
I was cleaning out my inbox today and found an old email from you. I'm glad to see you're doing well.
Now that's pretty funny.
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