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Get Friendly with the Locals
"Hi there. Aren't you sweet!"
"Out of my way Lady. I got places to go."
"I didn't tell you there's no heating here?"
Get to Experience Working at a Real Rock Bush Plantation
Don't Forget the Full "Buffalo Bills" Experience
(Complete with end of game collapse)
But Don't Run Afoul of the Local Laws!
Friendly Natives Are There to Greet You Everywhere
Pulandia is Noted for Its Sheep Noodles
But Beware of Beggars Looking for Fries!