Commanders To The Deck

Captain de-I, First Officer Wife (or is it Captain Wife and First Officer de-I? I forget. I think they reverse periodically based on the phases of the moon). You are here by Requested and Required to take command of the Eldership Fruit of the Vine for a mission to the world of Malaysia. You will be required to study its environs for the possibility of setting a de-Sandia Outfitters Retirement Base. Please have your crew assembled and ready for a December 14 lift-off.