Bangladesh on the Rio Grande

Sure it's glamorous being the owner of a Tower.  I mean others have make do with their MacMansions but really, if you want to have that feeling of being a feudal lord only a Tower will do. 

The problem is the upkeep.  We at the de-I estate however have found what so many of the landed nobility in the old world have known for centuries.  These things just need a lot of upkeep.  So sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and do what you have to do to keep up with the Vanderbilts. 

In our case we've found that there is a pretty profitable use of the tower facilities as a sweat shop for garment manufacturing.

Here one of our happy workers shows off the latest in 'pioneer dress' design destined for some happy granddaughter type shopper in California

Doesn't look exploited at all, does she.