The word came from far off Malmö Sweden in the early Fall.
"Greetings New Mexicans. I, #3, Chieftainess of the VEFS have determined that our band of hearty warriors and screen watchers wish a warmer place to visit during the Winter break from pillaging. As our blood kin, surely you will let us sneak through your country's inane new international visit system and allow us to soak up your Southwestern Sun. Send us word of your blessings."
How could one not respond to such a well worded invitation. We responded.
"#3, may your warrior skull cup overflow with Kombucha. May we remember their contributions to the Re-Reconquista in Spain this past Fall the the previous Fall as well. We have booked you in the renowned de-I Sandia Outfitters palatial ABQ Foothills Resort and Penal Colony. (When confirming your reservation BE SURE to check the 'resort' box and not the 'penal colony' box.). Simply fill in the request for all your financial accounts with user names and passwords and you will have set yourself up for the most wonderful time her in the Land of Entrapment."
Last Friday they arrived.
They had had to pay bribes in Dallas to get through the crazy back up of security line to make their flight. But they were truly wowed by the luxury of their accommodations.
"Look Love, We actually have a BED to sleep on this time," 3A exclaimed.
3.2 after experiencing the Japanese style bidet toilet her accommodations featured exclaimed, "This is the greatest toilet experience EVER!"
Our guests were so happy, they broke out into the traditional dance celebration of their people.
And of course, if one has Vikings, one must prepare massive quantities of MEAT!
We have many more activities coming up in the days ahead.
1 comment:
Yay! And the cats and I will be ready to greet them on their return!
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