Darth Wife - "Yes Princess. And we are going to test it out here in Albuquerque, New Mexico"
Princess Furry Tail - "Noooooooo"
(The sound of poison pellets being thrown in a yard)
- far away -
Obewan Rodent - "I feel a strong disturbance in the force as if a whole family of squirrels under a wooden deck are no more"
The rock squirrel family residing on White Cloud NE, Albuquerque, NM was found dead today. Rodent police suspect foul play as their living quarters were strewn with poison pellets.